By Kate Gavino

After Mad Men's  parade of mishaps and disasters on Sunday, one thing was clear: Don Draper is Kanye West. What two creatures are filled with more self-loathing, regret, arrogance, and self-destructive tendencies? Not to mention their reputations as lady killers. (Though, Yeezy is still in the honeymoon phase with his very own "perfect bitch" Megan, Kim Kardashian.) See if you can tell the men apart based solely on their pearls of wisdom. And if you fail? It never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.